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Serves two.

Begin by dialing your oven to it’s highest setting. It’s going to take a while for it to reach the perfect baking temperature.

Gather the ingredients:

• 1/2 lb. convert me to your religion
• One part holier than thou attitude
• 2 tsp. “I don’t agree with you”
• 3 cups “You’re wrong”
• A couple of my most beloved dreams
• and a few threats of a lost friendship
• Begin by setting out the holier than thou attitude to thaw.

Mix the “I don’t agree with you” with “You’re wrong” until they become a thick paste.

At this point put a couple of my most beloved dreams in a pan with a lid on the stove. We need this to heat to boiling to get rid of all impurities.

With a meat hammer pound the argumentative paste into the holier than thou attitude. Proceed to kneed these parts together until you have a consistent, non-lumpy dough.

Spray the bottom of a pie tin with a few threats of lost friendship to keep the dough from sticking. Now form your dough to the bottom of the pan.

At this point a couple of my most beloved dreams should be sufficiently purified. You may now use them to coat the 1/2 lb. of convert me to your religion which should be placed in the crust.

Place the pie pan in the oven to bake at near the heat of “the fires of hell”. The dish is complete and ready to be served when the kicking and screaming has subsided.